Ask Walter

Dear Walter,

I've been following your letters about the election and I'm afraid you're right. I think I'll just write in your name for President.  If elected, will you serve?

Cindy H., Roswell, GA

Dear Cindy,
Thanks for your vote of confidence.  If elected, I'll serve. We've elected several jack-asses in the past, so I guess a dog can't do any worse, but no cats for VP.  I'd be chasing them so much, I'd never get any work done. Hmm…didn't Clinton have the same problem?

Dear Walter,

Did you ever have one of those days where everything goes wrong? Seems like something is always breaking down, I'm always late going somewhere or rough days at work. Is it really a dog’s life or do dogs have it any better?

Thomas C., Atlanta, GA

Dear Thomas,

Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant. Just cope with one day at a time. Sit back and have a cool one and enjoy the sunset.  As Miss Scarlett said, "Tomorrow is another day"

Dear Walter,

It was great to meet you at the Great American Motorcycle Show in February. I read Full Throttle every month, but now my wife is taking my copy to work to read your column to the gals and I never get to finish it. Do you have a suggestion?

Phillip R., Athens, GA

Dear Phillip,

Problem solved:  get two copies each month and tell her to keep her cotton picking hands off yours (just don't let her hear it), then hide it under your Playboy magazines. On second thought, pick up extras to give to "your" friends. Lord, I hope I'm not becoming another Oprah...

Food for thought:  Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?

And Walter's word of the month, "REINTARNATION".   Meaning:   to come back to life as a hillbilly.

A big hello to all my buddies in the Misfits Riding Club in West Georgia.  Eight years and growing. Keep it up guys and don't drop the bikes.

Until next month, "Awwoooo"