Hey Walter,
I'm Hannah, Batman's daughter. I read your Ask Walter column in the Full Throttle Magazine. I think you are just the cutest, sweetest, coolest, most obedient dog ever! I was wondering how you got into all this? I wish I knew how to teach my dog how to do what you do. So really, I'm just wondering how you learned all that great stuff.
Hope you have a good day.
Hannah H., Temple, GA.
Dear Hannah,
Me obedient? Maddog, my chauffeur, caretaker, cook and flea washer can't get me to do anything I don't want to do. I just humor the old guy by pretending to do what he asks. I started out at about 6-8 weeks old by climbing on his bike on my own and have been riding ever since. But be careful with your baby, some dogs just like some people are just not meant to ride. Some are riders through life and some are passengers. I guess I'm just one of the lucky ones who get to mark all the tires I want. When you ride, wear a good helmet and protective clothes, it's not for the ride, it's for the crash because you never know when the mini van monster is going to make that left turn in front you.
Say hello to your Dad and keep the PBR cold.
Love, Your Pal Walter.
Dear Walter.
I met you at my family reunion near Clayton, GA in May. I've been reading your column since you started, but never knew we were in the same family. I know you and your caretaker had to leave early, maybe next year you can stay a little longer.
It was a pleasure meeting you.
Lynn T. Ideal GA
Dear Lynn,
Well hello Cuz. I didn't recognize you from the litter, but it was nice meeting you also. I was weaned at an early age and can't remember all my relatives, but it was nice finding one. Ideal GA, sounds like the Ideal place to live. Glad that you don't miss my column, but don't forget to read the rest of the magazine, not just the good part. (he he).
Your Cousin Walter
I want to thank some of the folks like Kroger, Southern Steel Cycles, Lions Den, Villa Rica Ink, Watering Hole, Bikers Gone Wild, Long Horns, Tom's place and all the other businesses that support biker related events during the year. Without your support we would be hard pressed to continue because a friend of a biker is a true friend indeed. Don't forget the Rumble on Noble is coming August 22 in Anniston, AL and tell them Walter sent you.
Until next month, your buddy,
Walter the Weasel