Ask Walter

Dear Walter,
What would be the one thing you would change about yourself if you could?
Philip R., Athens GA

Dear Philip,
To be taller.  It's rough to have 6 inch legs and a long.....body; see, you thought I was going to say "tail", didn't you? Yea, taller than one of them dang Chihuahuas.      

Dear Walter,
If you could vote, who would you vote for in the upcoming elections? 
Chuck D., Gilmer County

Dear Chuck,
There's no one to vote for.  All we have is Moe, Larry, Curley and Shemp running. What happen to the America that produced Washington, Andrew Jackson, Theodore Roosevelt, Franklin and Jefferson? Somebody is putting something in the water!  Don't drink the water--drink more beer, then vote.  After a case of beer, any candidate looks half-ass good.

From CRHUTCH at Yahoo, Re: Dear Donna.
Where has she gone? Dogs belong in the backyard!

Dear Hutch,
Why would a dog belong in a back yard? Does an Indian belong only on a reservation? Does a woman belong only in a kitchen? It's a free America, where anyone or anybody has a free choice to belong where they wish. A lot of canines died on American battlefields.  Should they have stayed in the backyard? Dogs can be brave, loyal and fierce, qualities that some people lack.  Thus, they are intimidated by dogs.  PS:  You're not a member of the Taliban, are you?

Dear Walter,
I have a fear of clowns, and have had this fear since I was a child.  There’s something about them that makes me nervous. Any suggestions?
Connie W., Stockbridge, GA

Dear Connie,
Just stop going to the polls and re-electing them.

A big hello to all my buddies out there--Sluggo, Gumby, Silent Ray, Queen O' Mean, Last Guy, Ram Maam and Dr. B.  It's riders and readers like you that make motorcycling what it is today. Tell all your friends to pick up a copy of Full Throttle magazine today and get with it; you can't go wrong! 

Until next month,
Woof woof from the Weasel