Ask Walter

Dear Walter, 
            Now that election is over, I want to hear your thoughts on the outcome. You seem to be a straight talking Dog, what do have to say?  Jerry C. - Atlanta, GA.

Dear Jerry,
            You're right; the insanity is over until four years from now, if we survive. The Stupid people have spoken, and as a Comedian said, "You can't fix Stupid" and as they seem to out number us, I would invest in a good shovel and a five-gallon jar of KY Jelly. Use the shovel to bury your goodies and the Jelly to ease the pain when the Tax Man cometh.  I really feel sorry for McCain; the media did more to hurt that Vet than his Commie captors did. The only use I find in a newspaper now is for training new puppies.

Dear Walter, 
            I see a few people with Club Patches on their vest. I haven't been riding that long, but would like to find others to ride with. The only knowledge I have of Clubs is Hollywood Movies and they seem to be gangs. This can't be true can it? Roger F. – Athens, GA.

Dear Roger,
            Then Superman and Batman must be real? Don't believe everything you see in the movies and TV is true. Hollywood is full of more BS than a Texas Trail Drive. Sure, there are a few bad apples, but there are in all walks of life. Most bikers are pretty decent and go out of their way to help others. There are two basic club types, an MC or Motorcycle Club, and a RC, Riding Club. The MC is a little more hard core and lives to ride, so unless you're prepared to be pretty devoted seek out a RC. Check them all out before you make your decision, all are not created equal. Some are just Sunshine Riders, others family orientated, and others are a little more demanding. Not everyone is Club material, so hone up on your social skills. There are a lot of benefits to being a member of a club, group or organization but don't expect a lot unless you're prepared to put something back in return; it's a two way street. Let me know how it all works out, I may just come ride with you.

Well Christmas is past and we're starting out with a whole new year of Biking, with hot new models, changes coming out, new roads to explore and a whole lot of new riders to join us. Spring will be here before you know it, so use caution because the Mini Van Monsters show no mercy. Take a second or two longer before you pull out and be aware of your surroundings at all times. You don't have the steel body of a cage to protect you and skin comes off too easy.
            I'll be at the Great American Motorcycle Show, Jan 24, at the North Atlanta Trade Center so swing by and bark “hello”. Until then, ride safe and keep the rubber side down.

Your Pal, Walter.

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