Ask Walter

Dear Walter,

Greetings from Afghanistan. I'm in the Air Force and this is my second deployment and I miss my Bike. Just not the same over here without my ride, Bike magazines just make me miss it even more. I can't wait to return home, fire up my baby and feel that good old "USA" air in my face. Thanks for all the kind words of support for the Military.  It means a lot to us over here. Sometimes we feel we're on the dark side of the moon. Dust, dirt, camels and more dust. Keep up the column Walter, you make our day.

"A poor Airman Stuck in Hell"

Dear Airman,

As long as I draw a breath, you'll never be forgotten. America is a changing place and some just don't understand the sacrifices others make so they can make fools of themselves. On Memorial Day, I saw some folks at a Veterans Park Dedication sitting and talking while the National Anthem was played and still continued to sit and yak during Taps, but some stupid law say's I can't beat them to death with a baseball bat, go figure. But with folks like you, it gives me faith.  We just need more of you. By the way, do you know why they never have drivers training and sex education in Afghanistan on the same day? Only one Camel

Enjoy and come home safely. Just leave the Camel.

Walter

Dear Walter,

Any big plans for the summer? I've seen you at several Hooters during their bike nights, you do get around and it appears the gals in orange shorts give you lots of loving. You do have sexy brown eyes; I wish I could find a man with all your qualities and good looks, any more at home?

Amy J Atlanta GA.

Dear Amy,

You do know how to turn a Dog's head and flattery will get you everywhere. You just took the curl out of my tail. I'll try and make as many bike nights as I can, there's so many and just one of me. The rain has put a damper on bike nights, April and May has been so wet, I've thought about building an Ark and getting two gals from every Hooters in Georgia, then let it rain for 40 days. If it dries out in June and July, you'll be seeing more of me and my buddy "Maddog" out there. Also look for us on August 22nd in Anniston Al at the Rumble on Noble, even if we have to come by boat rowed by Hooters gals.

Your sexy brown eyed four legged love God.

On the serious side (do I really have one?) Have a safe and sane 4th of July and try to remember what our Nation was founded on (no, not beer and Hooters girls) but the principals which have made us great for over two hundred years or we may not make another two hundred and end up like Afghanistan with no Hooters and one camel. Talk about Hell on earth. 

Until next month a big hello to my buddies Niterave and Renegade. May life be good.

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